Katy Perry takes vow of celibacy... lmfao
Yes, that neurotic attention-whore is swearing off sex, at least for the year. Prediction: sometime before autumn, she'll wake up with three dicks in her mouth. "Oh my god, how did these get here?! I must've been drunk -- so I mean, it totally doesn't count!"
Still, let's count our blessings that the psycho-clingy girlfriend song of 2008, "Hot N Cold", was a lot more rockin' than that of mopey 1994, Lisa Loeb's "Stay." And the singer's much better looking. So I guess Katy Perry is a better role model than the average female rock singer.