May 10, 2008
Do larger posteriors correlate with manlier faces in girls?
This is something only assmen would have enough anecdotal data to know about -- particularly their frustration in finding a girl who meets their preferences but also has a cute, pretty face -- and I suspect it's true for several reasons:
1) To recap two previous posts on the psychological differences between boobmen and assmen (see here and here), boobmen seem to be the gregarious guy's guy sort, while assmen tend in the Type-A businessman direction. The workaholic likely has higher testosterone, evidenced by his drive and ambition. So, whichever females the high-T males prefer are likely to inherit the genes that drove her father's T level up so high. This has the unpleasant side effect of giving her a more masculine face (and personality). If high-T males are more likely to prefer ass to boobs, then their daughters will resemble their mothers in booty size and their fathers in T level.
2) On average, porn stars nowadays have much more manly faces compared to those of the '70s or '80s or even most of the '90s. They also reflect the recent shift in the larger culture of focusing on ample rumps rather than large breasts. From what I've seen, this is true on an individual level today as well: the few who have flat or small butts are more likely to have girly faces.
3) "Bag over the head" jokes -- don't they refer more often to a girl with a nice ass than a nice chest?
4) Change over the lifespan: unlike the more precocious breasts, a girl's derriere doesn't really reach its maximum size until the mid 20s, which is when she may begin to look a bit more manly in the face than before, however girly she may have been. Case-in-point: Natalie Portman. The girls in the local teen dance club have pretty girly faces, but almost all have zero booty.
5) Population differences, perhaps? African girls definitely have bigger butts and manlier faces. Northern Europeans have flat butts and feminine faces. Mediterraneans, Middle Easterners, and South Asians have medium-to-large asses, but I'm not sure how feminine their faces are. East Asians have concave butts and 6 year-old girl faces.
This is one reason why boobmen are so much more faithful than assmen: their girlfriends tend to have a face worth sticking around for. For me, though, a beautiful face and a girly personality still win over a large, firm rump. Soon I'll get a girl like Mya who has both.
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Boob fixation is only inherent to the Homo sapiens. All other primates don't really consider the boobs as an erogenous zone, not even the French kissing Bonobos. On the other side, most primate females develope huge swellings on their behinds to signal that they are ready for action. Could you imagine pouncing a homo sapiens teen with a huge swelled red ass?
ReplyDeleteFixated on a woman's ass and take her doggie style just seems the natural way to do things.
What's the attraction of an exaggerated rump? I find the girl's ass in your photo somewhat grotesque.
ReplyDeleteA slender girl of normal northern European proportions, with smallish breasts, is what I like.
I am definitely a breast man, although I prefer 'em small and firm.
Anecdotal data: I went to teacher's college with an girl with the following characteristics:
ReplyDeleteLoved working out
Loved sports/coaching
Broad shoulders
Big jaw
Extremely promiscuous (almost guy level promiscuity)
Big butt
Despite her somewhat masculine features (big jaw etc.) she was a really pretty girl. But she had to really hit the gym to keep her ass from exploding.
I forgot to mention that this girl was a math/science teacher.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the attraction of an exaggerated rump?
ReplyDeleteIt's just an instinctive thing, not something I have a rational explanation for. Just like with small boobs for you.
Roughly, though, the ass is the most sexual part of a girl's body. If you have a really high libido, it just makes sense that this is the part you will focus on.
Despite her somewhat masculine features (big jaw etc.) she was a really pretty girl.
Yeah, most dancers in hip-hop videos, porn stars, etc., can have somewhat or very stunning eyes, lips, noses, and cheekbones -- there's just that unnervingly masculine jawline.
This is one reason why boobmen are so much more faithful than assmen
ReplyDeleteReally? I've never heard that before. Is this actually something that's been studied?
Speaking anecdotally (as a huge ass-man), I've noticed some more subtle differences in asses across ethnicities.
ReplyDeleteAfrican girls - exaggerated "manly" butts. Very little curve to the hips but butt sticks out. | | from the side ) from behind.
Northern european / Asian women - the exact opposite; both have hips (northern european women much more so) but both tend toward having flat butts (asian women much more so).
South asian / Mediterranean women - great balance; butts have both back and hip curves. Don't stick out nearly as much as african women's, hips are as wide as northern eur and asian women (wider than asian women generally).
Have more limited observation of women from Oceania; never really got into looking, maybe that says something.
My own ethnicity is a Northern European / Mediterranean mix.
-Steve Johnson
It probably depends on the kind of big ass:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.assmatrix.com/ (NSFW)
Some asses are big because there's a lot of fat, and others are big because there's a lot of muscle, and some are in between. I would guess that girls with a lot of gluteus maximus would have high testosterone, but I can't think of any connection between a fat, flabby ass and testosterone offhand.
I would also look at race. Black women tend to have big asses, manlier faces, and more testorene, but they also have kinky hair and that doesn't mean there's a connection between ass and hair. What if you just compare within races?
The best way to do this would be to make a Steve Sailer style list of porn stars, using regular porn stars and "big booty" stars, and correlate booty sizes, digit ratios, etc. Maybe somebody can turn their porn obsession into something scientifically interesting.
Yeah, most dancers in hip-hop videos, porn stars, etc., can have somewhat or very stunning eyes, lips, noses, and cheekbones -- there's just that unnervingly masculine jawline.
ReplyDeleteIt might be due to the fact that these women are likely to have low body fat percentages. More fat would make their faces look more rounded and their jawlines less masculine.
The African ass is a great example of sexual selection. If you look at black men's magazines, they seem to mainly market to ass men.
ReplyDeleteWith regard to populations differences, thankfully there is an entire country assoratively mating to pair up the best of beauty and booty across racial lines, with fantastic results. (NSFW)
ReplyDeleteEven the upper class white brazilians girls tend to have appreciable booty, especially so when compared to their counterparts in the US and Europe.
Is this actually something that's been studied?
ReplyDeleteNo, but it's what everyone says, and there doesn't seem to be any reason for everyone to have the same delusion / tell the same lie in this case.
South asian / Mediterranean women - great balance; butts have both back and hip curves.
Agreed. The only place that's better is Brazil, since their genepool reflects the Mediterranean Portuguese and Africans.
Maybe somebody can turn their porn obsession into something scientifically interesting.
I'm not that willing to promote science. It is something that jumps out at you, though. Even among porn stars, the ones with really big butts have very manly faces. Look at Luscious Lopez for instance.
Even the upper class white brazilians girls tend to have appreciable booty
I haven't been to Brazil, but in college there were a handful of upper-class Brazilians, and as you say, although they looked like rich White people, the girls had BIG butts. There are a decent amount moving into the DC area -- especially Bethesda, I think -- and you see the same thing.
What about those of us who like big boobs and asses?
ReplyDeleteI like a big ass with as little fat as is healthy on a woman. Big Ds or small DDs are ideal breasts. My perfect wife would be a pale Mediterranean or mostly Spanish mestiza and my perfect mistress would be as dark as Caucasians get, Persians are great. I am a mostly Spanish mestizo.
I tend to get hornier for women with more masculine faces. The ones with very feminine faces seem too sweet to face fuck, but they seem like better wife material.