To close out the thankful-for-frens weekend and cozy season as a whole, here's a tribute to the tradition of Special Boy Tea Tunes. Something I've never directly taken part in (not being on any social media), but whose wholesomeness is unavoidable if you read the cozy groyper accounts (like the host of the event, @groyper on Gab). No point in spelling out the references -- either this is for you, or it's not. But even if not, you can still get the gist of its appeal.
It's set to the tune of "Boom Boom Boom Boom" by the Vengaboys, which would be ideal for a Jungle Jamz session during the summer. Still, we need infectiously bouncy music at all times of the year.
Like the original lyrics, there's no real big picture here, just a simple straightforward message to not be alone when you're feeling down, only adapted to our too-online era, and making it more about frens than a fwb. The therapeutic power of bubblegummy dance music will never fade, though.
Pronunciation guide: to maintain the strict UNH-tsss rhythm, during the pre-chorus, stress on "and" in the 2nd line, and "to" in the 6th line.
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HOOOO, HOOOO
HOOOO, HOOOO
Welcome to the underground
HOOOO, HOOOO
HOOOO, HOOOO
HOOOO, HOOOO
HOOOO, HOOOO
You spilled your tendies and could use some frens
Someone to help you evade your permaban
Just come and log on, froggy, join the chat
We're gonna make it tonight
HOOOO, HOOOO
Groypers, Peepos, and Apus
HOOOO, HOOOO
Make jungle grunts
HOOOO, HOOOO
Vibing to the purest moods
HOOOO, HOOOO
Brew, brew, brew, brew!
It's time for tea and tunes
Enjoying cozy weather
No e-girls whatsoever
Brew, brew, brew, brew!
We're gonna shout AGOO
Enjoying cozy weather
With Weather Channel tunes
HOOOO, HOOOO
Everybody monke 'round
HOOOO, HOOOO
Welcome to the underground
HOOOO, HOOOO
Groypers, Peepos, and Apus
HOOOO, HOOOO
Make jungle grunts
HOOOO, HOOOO
Vibing to the purest moods
HOOOO, HOOOO
Brew, brew, brew, brew!
It's time for tea and tunes
Enjoying cozy weather
No e-girls whatsoever
Brew, brew, brew, brew!
We're gonna shout AGOO
Enjoying cozy weather
With Weather Channel tunes
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