|Your Personality Is Like Cocaine|
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!
It's a pretty coarse quiz -- just 5 questions -- but I knew I would get cocaine. I think this must be a combination (in Big Five terms) of very low Extraversion (= high cortical arousal), very low Agreeableness (= antagonistic & suspicious of others' motives), and very high Neuroticism (= emotionally unstable / easily worked up).