Uwu-ful song lyrics, inspired by Gawr Gura

I have a hunch that the content here that originally piqued the curiosity of the sharky princess Vtuber was the song that replaced "uwu-ful" for "beautiful" (to the tune of the James Blunt classic).

It makes me think I should just do a whole series on "uwu-ful" replacing "beautiful" in song lyrics. Maybe, but for now, more of a medley of fragments, to riff on the concept. Three for now, perhaps more later in the comments.

Is it too gimmicky to do so many songs with that same phrase, or does it only add to the absurdist charm of the concept? Perhaps a bit of both, hehe.

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Every account on the 'Tube will tweet it,
Every account but you

Sharky, you bring out your fans from their shrimpy shells
The way you bantz with the chat, now they're under your spell
But when you blush while yabe, it just sells itself

You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're uwu-ful

If only you scrolled my daily feed
You'll understand why I follow your every stream
Right now I'm tuning in live, and I "omg"

You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're uwu-ful, oh-oh
That's what makes you uwu-ful

Nya nya-nya nya, nya nya nya nya-nya
Nya nya-nya nya, nya nya nya

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You're way too uwu-ful, girl
So hypnotized by your quirks
You'll have me parasocial, parasocial
When the stream is over

Damn all these uwu-ful girls
Won't follow-back, but only lurk
They'll leave you parasocial, parasocial
When the stream is over

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You are uwu-ful,
Your haters fake and gay
The herd can't vote you down, oh no

You are uwu-ful,
In all the content you create
The herd can't vote you down, oh no

So don't you vote me down today