June 24, 2021

"Pills Full of Aimee" (Cornershop parody, Aimee Terese tribute song)

Been in a very uplifting mood lately, and while revisiting some cheerful songs from the late '90s, I felt possessed by the anti-woke left muse, Aimee Terese. I noticed that my Aimee tribute songs are lacking in '90s tunes, which she and many of her fans must cherish as childhood faves. So in the interest of tickling their nostalgia bone...

It's the bouncy, dance-y Fatboy Slim remix of Cornershop's "Brimful of Asha" ('97-'98). Part of the late '60s revival during the late '90s (both were manic phases of the 15-year cultural excitement cycle — see also the Austin Powers phenomenon). We're now at the point of feeling nostalgia for nostalgia.

Original lyrics here. The only pronunciation guide is for her two epithets, which are in Punjabi in the original. Keep the stress pattern in English, though, to make it sound more familiar from the source. They should be stressed: red BULL lay-DEE, our SWEET as-PEE. The first reference is obvious, the second is the name of Apu's gf in the extended Pepe universe, both of whom Aimee has taken to making memes of lately. :)



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Her bantzin' is like cobbee beans
We like her cobbee beans, Red Bull Lady
She's the one that brings our memes to life
And her voice provides relief like heady Lebanese wine

Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline

Her bantzin' refuels her machine
We fuel her she-machine, our sweet Aspie
She's the one that brings our memes to life
And her voice provides relief like heady Lebanese wine

Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline

Everybody needs a booba-ful gril, oh
Everybody needs some booba
Everybody needs a booba-ful gril, oh
Everybody needs some booba
Mine's on the timeline

All-seeing, she's hurling deranged tweets
At the journophiles
We don't care about no bluechecks swarming
Or that "owning nothing, you'll be happy" woketard conforming

Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Pills full of Aimee on the timeline
Well it's some pills full of Aimee on the timeline

Everybody needs a booba-ful gril, oh
Everybody needs some booba
Everybody needs a booba-ful gril, oh
Everybody needs some booba
Mine's on the timeline

All-seeing and bantzin'
All-seeing and bantzin'
And bantzin' and bantzin'
And bantzin' and bantzin'
My honored autist fren

8 comments:

  1. The original lyrics refer negatively to policies in India that sound uncannily like the Green New Deal and Great Reset / enviro-austerity plans here in the Anglosphere, which Aimee is constantly railing against.

    "Promotion of the simple life" = you'll own nothing, and you'll be happy.

    "The dams they're building" = infrastructure ostensibly for enviro purposes (hydro-electricity), but that destroyed a bunch of things and displaced lots of people as well. More of a patronage make-work program. Green New Deal.

    They've been pioneering these approaches in the Third World, but are planning to bring them here. And as global integration would have it, the same Brahmins who ruled over the lower castes there will be part of the elite screwing over the bottom 80% of society in their adoptive country here. Always a red flag.

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  2. Manic Pixie Meme Girl? I wonder if the addition of Aspie this year is the online culture's reflection of the MPDG trend of a restless phase in the excitement cycle.

    She's feminine, cute, friendly, nurturing, bringing the frog guys out of their shells to mix it up with the opposite sex, etc. No more signs on their Fren Zone forts that say "no grils".

    During the 2015-'19 vulnerable phase, there were a few female versions of Pepe, Groyper, and Apu -- but they weren't stereotypically female, let alone uber-female. They looked like the male frogs, just with long hair and a dress. Good for comedic effect, but not for MPDG material.

    The Manic Pixie type seems to be from a separate species from the sad sack male protag. She's not like him or his circle, and not like other girls. Well, neither is Aspie -- she's human and conventionally attractive, unlike the dumpy-looking frogs of either sex (however endearing they are, they're not physically attractive).

    And with her permanently narrowed eyes and smiling lips, she's just showering love and affection on the frog guy, like the MPDG when she first meets the sad sack who needs cheering up and coaxing out of his shell.

    And much like the MPDG type, she probably won't end up with him long-term or as a waifu. She's just temporarily passing through on one of her life's many winding-way journeys, lifting up those whose paths cross with hers. She gives him the confidence to find a long-term gf or wife in someone more like himself (a frog with long hair and a dress, not a cute human girl).

    Mass cultural production has mostly shut down, so we're left to find examples of these recurring types in online culture, which is still going on despite the pandemic, lockdowns, imploding economy, etc.

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  3. Aimee, your account got CAUTIONED when you posted a nudie pic (albeit blurred) of that libtard media bore from when she used to be an edgy online pin-up chick.

    Don't know if deleting that image will undo the CAUTION, but just for future reference.

    Silicon Valley and Hollywood are ruthless enforcers of anti-nudity norms in our boring neo-Victorian Gilded Age. They allow it on startups for a hot second, then they have to purge that content in order to make it big. Twitter does the CAUTION thing, Tumblr banned porn, OnlyFans is going no-porno, Twitch compartmentalized the hot tub streamers out of the mainstream, YouTube makes you sign in to prove your age if the video is salacious but not nude / porny, TikTok discourages bikinis, and so on and so forth.

    Contra the popular misconception that we live in a porn-saturated culture these days. Too heterosexual to allow, even though it would satisfy the system's other goals about normalizing degeneracy. They're optimizers, and would only allow nudity / porn with a trannie requirement.

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  4. Blasting the most straight-guy music ever (power-pop) throughout the city during pride month.

    Over 15 years later, "Stacy's Mom" still way more of a crowd-pleaser with the teenage Stacies than the MILFies. Subtle negging works.

    omigosh, just let me prove how i'm like so much hotter than my mom...

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  5. To send some good vibes Aimee's way, as Sydney is locked down, I made my crockpot lamb stew a bit more Lebanese-y tonight, as a tribute. Bought some allspice for the first time for the meat rub, and included zucchini in the veg mix for the first time as well.

    And paired it with a nice heaping bowl of tabouleh (store-bought, unforch), to cleanse the palate after every couple of mouthfuls of the stew. Nice way to reset my taste buds, so they don't get habituated to the heartiness of the stew.

    The cut was shoulder chops bone-in, and now my brain is absolutely marinating in lamb marrow. Still so full of energy and good vibes hours later, that I feel like writing her some more songs.

    I'd be writing them anyway, but even more so now that her wicked stepmother Corona has locked her up in a tower. She could really use a familiar face to serenade her below her window.

    I should be doing it IRL, despite the closed borders -- maybe hitch a ride out to the West Coast and paddle a raft across the Pacific. No need for a compass or sextant -- just navigate toward that one true mellifluous voice ranting Cassandra-like about jannies, cucks, and utopians.

    I would recognize that sound from across the ocean...

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  6. Picturing the mechanics of Aimee excitedly running over to poke her head out the window when she hears someone serenading below.

    She's so tiny that she has to jump a bit off the floor, then plants her hands on the windowsill and hoists her torso halfway out the window, balancing her tummy on the ledge like a little gymnast resting on a horizontal bar.

    She's nervous, of course, but she knows I'm down there to catch her if she leans out too far over the edge.

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  7. Checked out the MENA baddie aisle in the Walmart grocery section yesterday, which is way better stocked than yuppie places because the immigrant slave class (many from those countries) shops at Walmart and not Whole Foods.

    They actually had Levantine seven spice! Reminded me of how well-seasoned Aimee's posting meals are -- it's not just one simple flavor throughout.

    There's demasking the leftoid orgs, chiding the clueless idealist right, irreverent memes ("All Day I Dream About Slurs"), wholesome / cozy memes, occasional personal / familial history, art & architecture, '60s-'80s music, Chanel socialist style & fashion... nourishing to all the lobes of the human brain.

    Also picked up some Aleppo halva (tahini base with pistachios). It was somewhat drier than I was hoping for, since I wanted to compare it to Aimee's voice when posting a report about it later. She's got more of a baklava voice, rich and flowing with honey.

    They also had canned baba ghanouj, made in Lebanon, which I tried a couple weeks ago, only adding olive oil to it. Made me think of Aimee yet again because the name is literally "crazy dad," and her trademark now is #Deranged.

    Coming to fine department stores this fall: Bint Ghanouja eau de parfum, the eggplant-based scent for the deranged gril on your timeline.

    It's Aimee's fault that I keep posting these reports. Her being is like the sticky honey from a Levantine dessert, or the amber base of an Oriental perfume -- lasting forever on top of whatever it comes into contact with, and even if you wanted to remove the last traces of it (why?), it would refuse to be wholly washed away.

    Everything about that woman is tenacious.

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  8. New-ish Aimee jpeg just dropped, a profile pic from her substack. Don't have the exact address, but google image search her name and substack. Begins with "bucketeer". May have to open in new tab to see the full scale.

    Really combines all of her traits in a single look -- resolute stare from her wider-opened right eye, flirtatiously narrowed left eye, trolling smirk, and overall LACK of red flags (furrowed brow, glaring eyelids, frown, etc.).

    Unflappable and playful -- what else would you expect from the girl all the banned guys want? Physiognomy is real.

    https://akinokure.blogspot.com/2020/08/aimee-terese-pop-punk-tribute-girl-all.html

    Also want to emphasize how youthful she looks, not just the skin tone etc., but the playfulness of the expression -- and without trying to literally recreate the dialed-up-to-10 crazy face she and other Millennials would've made as a teenager.

    Trump had that same quality in his 60s -- the shitposter's grin, laugh, and the overall lack of deadly seriousness and gravity. His loser haters never could get over their jealousy for that. It was always, "why doesn't he act more adult?" and "when are the adults going to be back in charge?"

    And in Aimee's case, standing just 5'2, having a Tinkerbell voice, curiosity, and having ADHD into her 30s only enhances the impression of being forever young.

    Obviously her ideas are more mature than what she would've thought earlier, but I mean her personality. It's very charming and disarming.

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