It's been awhile since I've done one of these, but what better occasion than the triumphant return of the princess of the anti-woke left to her OG Twitter account, shellshocking the demented hall monitors who kept reporting her respawns?
Why her, you may have asked over the course of these Aimee tribute songs? She just radiates such an all-consuming intensity -- like a Fairuz of shitposting -- that it's impossible not to be possessed by her if you're susceptible to muses. That's equally true for her haters, who can never get her out of their head, lmao.
This one is to the tune of "Sexy Bitch" by David Guetta feat. Akon from 2009 (original lyrics here). I went with the "chick" version of the lyrics, to stay faithful to the original tone, which mixes a complimenting and a playful-negging word ("sexy" and "bitch"). "Spectrum" is a playful neg, so there needs to be a complimenting word to pair with -- "chick" rather than "bitch". She's a bruh-girl and needs her compliments tempered by negs.
Singing it aloud would make it clear, but the prosody in the first line of the chorus goes: ON the SO-cial PLAT-FORMS, with both syllables of that final word receiving stress, and a brief rest in between them.
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Log on to read her
Cuz everyone sayin' "That's the tea" yuh
Unceasing tweeter
I feel deranged and I wanna breed her
They say she red-brown
It's just a cope and I won't retweet 'em
They try to drive her underground
The baddest MENA account around
She's not like other girls on the social platforms
Not leftie millionaires, or a gamer-gone-woke
I'm tryna find the nerve to subscribe this girl
And not put her on a pedestal
The way she prophesyin' in a Tinkerbell tone
Have to stop what I'm scrolling so I can quote her post
I'm tryna find the nerve to subscribe this girl
And not put her on a pedestal
Oooh, girl!
Mmm, you's a spectrum chick
On the spectrum chick
Mmm, you's a spectrum chick
Oooh, girl!
Mmm, you's a spectrum chick
On the spectrum chick
Mmm, you's a spectrum chick
Oooh, girl!
BTW, Marina and Caroline are both back as well (@shamshi_adad and @as_a_woman), in case you need more blast from the anti-woke left past energy.
ReplyDeleteHeather Habsburg has signed back in, but is private and probably not posting, just keeping her account active so as to not lose it.
Alison Balsam was the same way for awhile but has deactivated again. She's a sensitive soul and got too burned by the woketard explosion of 2020. That digital guardian angel will never grace the online world again. Tant pis.
Just wanna go back to 2019 when I could get her attention simply by placing her name on The List of anti-woke lefties by ethnicity (not genetic ancestry). I'll never know whether those starry eyes emojis were ironic or not, but still, senpai noticed me. :)
She's the girl all the banned guys want. She feels like a girl from another time, not just unbothered by flirtation, but delighting in taking part herself. But all in a wholesome, playful way -- "Hi there boys... Now now, easy, down boys!" That's why we love her, folks, our tiny 1980s fun-loving throwback babe from the other hemisphere.
ReplyDelete'Let the record show that I have no interest in "flirting with reactionary politics". I absolutely do flirt with reactionaries, they're often hot and charming, unlike the vitamin deficient bugmen on the left!'
https://twitter.com/aimeeterese/status/1390725241207328768
Aimee Terese is officially immortal. Re-banned, then unbanned, within two days. Bitter losers can't stop her.
ReplyDeleteIf they'd just left her alone, she would never have attained immortal status. Maybe she's mortal, maybe she's not, who could say in the absence of any stress test?
But by trying to kill her off, over and over again, they've put her to a test -- and she defied the odds! Their own petty loser behavior has decisively proven her to be unkillable.
Nobody has enhanced her stature more than the ugly dorks who are obsessed with slandering her.
Aimee Krueger will forever haunt their digital dreamworld, where her attacks online render them traumatized IRL. SAD.