August 29, 2020

Aimee Terese pop punk tribute, "Girl All the Banned Guys Want" (Bowling For Soup parody)

Been awhile since I offered tribute to the muse, Aimee Terese. Lately I've been immersed in pop punk and power pop, so what better tune than a song that channels both? Like "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne mixed with "First Date" by blink-182, also from the early 2000s, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup (original lyrics).

Its themes resonate with her role in the online realignment -- an anti-woke commie princess whose kiss transforms a frog twitter prince that had helped her out when she was in need.



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"Girl All the Banned Guys Want"


2 A.M. Monday night, and I'm scrolling
To read the takes of a girl who's more edgy than me
Her name is Aimee, and she's anti-woke but left-wing
She's fond of groypers, but I'm not quite sure how to meme

And when she talks
All the simps show up with wedding rings
But she doesn't follow me

She's talking shit to blue-checks
Tweeting feet to frog guys
They're in and out of Twitter jail
Tucker vids in her eyes

Autistically amusing
Delightfully confusing
She posts about her boobies
I drool like such a newbie
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to @ the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want

She's Rosa Luxemburg, and I'm more Tulsi Gabbard
Her feed's a motley crew of posters that are comrades and chads
She says she'd like to find a hot-guy hot-take-haver
She'll never know I'd be the best thing for the group chat

And when she talks
All the simps show up with wedding rings
She'll never follow me

She's talking shit to blue-checks
Tweeting feet to frog guys
They're in and out of Twitter jail
Tucker vids in her eyes

She likes 'em from the trade class
Snowboard season pass
Flirting like they're Tarzan
Does a deadlift make a man?

Autistically amusing
Delightfully confusing
She posts about her boobies
I drool like such a newbie
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to @ the girl all the banned guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want

There's her ghost again
With a cami on, and waves for days in her hair
She blocked my alt, made things so complicated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am trolling blue-checks
Tryin' to be a frog guy
Hope I land in Twitter jail
Tucker vids in my eyes

I'm not from the trade class
I ain't got no season pass
All I got are dumbbells
Dumbbells, dumbbells...

Autistically amusing
Delightfully confusing
She posts about her boobies
I drool like such a newbie
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to @ the girl all the banned guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
(There's her ghost again)
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
(There's her ghost again)
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the banned guys want

4 comments:

  1. Was there anyone like Aimee in the 2016 electoral cycle? The only visible online figure who was a Millennial girl from the Bernie left, and felt kindred spirits with the Trump populists, was Cassandra Fairbanks. Back then, she was the girl all the banned guys want.

    But she shifted decisively into the GOP during and after that cycle -- the last of the previous realignment under Reagan, where diehard leftie Dems from the New Deal became Republicans.

    In the 2020 cycle, who's the Cassandra Fairbanks? No one. Aimee Terese, Anna Khachiyan, Angela Nagle, et al., and elected / campaigning politicians like Tulsi Gabbard -- all of them are resisting the call to "join the GOP if you hate woketard Democrats so much". It's not happening this time.

    No Tim Pool figure this time either. (Former Occupy leftie who shifted into the pro-GOP camp during/after the 2016 cycle.)

    That's the sign of realignment under way. All these right-wingers / cultural conservatives find themselves drawn closer and closer into the orbit of the anti-woke left, rather than the other way around as had been happening for the last 40 years.

    There's no big movement of "leftists for Trump" this time around, but lots of "cultural conservatives for Tulsi" (and to a lesser extent Bernie, who got hijacked by the libtards after 2016).

    I think Angela Nagle started the trend, with Kill All Normies in 2017 -- but still after the 2016 cycle. The other anti-woke leftists became popular in late 2018, after the mid-terms, as the woketards went on a purge against the populists in their ranks (too Trumpian), spurred on by their elitist anti-realignment success in the mid-terms.

    But no one gives a shit about the CIA Dems who flipped a handful of rich suburban districts, without taking back statewide races like the Senate, and who are not going to wipe out Trump in 2020.

    The forces of realignment are only drawing former right-sympathizers into the anti-woke left orbit. Either give in or get out.

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  2. After another power pop classic, "Genie's Girl".

    Genie is a fren,
    Yeah I know he's been a good fren of mine
    Lately something's changed
    On the cozy timeline
    Genie's followed by a girl
    And I wanna make her mine

    And she's rating him with those likes
    And she's sub'd to his podcast, I just know it
    And he's owning her with his charm, in her replies

    You know I wish that I had Genie's girl
    I wish that I had Genie's girl
    To facetime a woman like that!

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  3. She's gotta be somebody's Aimee,
    She must be somebody's Aimee,
    She's gotta be somebody's Aimee,
    She's so

    She's gonna be somebody's Canaanite
    Levantine delight
    Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's Aimee tonight

    I try to mute my replies
    But her avi's still all over this site
    I know I'm horny-posting
    But I gotta take the bullet and bite
    I'm just gonna friend-request her
    Aim at her DMs and slide

    She's gonna be somebody's Canaanite
    Levantine delight
    Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's Aimee tonight

    Levantine delight, wine and dine tonight

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  4. "Somebody's Baby" still a hit with the young babes. I was playing the pop-punk cover by Phantom Planet from the Not Another Teen Movie soundtrack (which I picked up on CD just for that song), while driving along a main street in the suburbs.

    Teenage girl riding her bike up ahead hears the music, comes to a dead stop in the middle of the block, rolls down the end of a driveway, and plants her tanned leg out to the side facing me, while looking right into the windshield.

    Ostensibly to check traffic before she crosses the road, for plausible deniability -- but it's in the middle of a block, no crosswalk in sight, and she was just pedaling merrily along before with no sign of slowing or stopping. And then she kept going in the same direction anyway on the other side, not like she needed to switch sides.

    But once she heard the sensitive bad-boy music, and confirmed there was a random hot guy in the driver's seat, she came to a complete halt, then crossed right behind me. I was half expecting her to grab on to my bumper and ask me to pull her along... but that would probably only happen with a rollerblader or a skater girl.

    When/if that does happen, I will make a definite call of the end of the cocooning mood and the start of the outgoing / wild mood again.

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